I thought only cops would be videotaped doing their job. I’m not saying I would ever videotape a cop, because I certainly wouldn’t, but I’m aware that comes off as a privileged middle class thing to say. But, I was under the impression that people were sticking strictly to the police force for their videotaping needs. But, boy was I wrong.
So, I have now been working at the same facility as a Speech Pathologist for a year now. It has been quite a year, as many of you have read from my previous blogs. In honor of closing in on a year, here are some quotes from my patients.
So, two weeks ago, I went on vacation to this place called Punta Cana. Punta Cana is an interesting place. Well, actually, I never saw Punta Cana. I stayed at the fuckin’ Hard Rock; which is essentially America plopped right in the middle of this place suffering from poverty. But getting past that, this wasContinue reading “There’s No Place Like Home, There’s No Place Like Home”
So, yesterday I realized the full potential of the stupidity of the human race. I can imagine that everyone who reads this, has used a self check-out machine at the supermarket. Well, yesterday, I was checking out at the supermarket and I went to the self check-out with a toothbrush and some real, nice, low-gradeContinue reading “Take a Look Around People”
So I was sitting here think about what I should write about and then it hit me. As I’m sitting here I get an email from a company I ran a 10K through saying my trial membership is up and they charged my credit card on file with 70 bucks. Before I even made theContinue reading “Memberships”
So, I want to provide you “millennials” with a little bit of advice. You should be careful what you post on the internet. You shouldn’t talk to strangers. Nah, I’m just fucking with you. It’s fucking 2017 people. If you didn’t meet your significant other over the internet, then you’re just the other 50%. ButContinue reading “Millennials (Generation Y)”