Smile, Cause Shit Happens

I would love to start this off with saying that I’m usually a patient man and that I wouldn’t normally be upset by something so trivial, but that would make me a liar. A very impatient liar. I pride myself on the fact that I have patience for 40-50 hours per week; whatever the workContinue reading “Smile, Cause Shit Happens”

I’m Getting Married Today

Four hundred and fifty one days ago, I asked my Marisa to marry me. Now, today I’m finally tying the knot. Weddings man, they get to me. Rumors were that I cried at the last one I was at, so for this one I’m refusing to walk down the aisle, if you’re wondering why I’mContinue reading “I’m Getting Married Today”

Wedding Season

Recently, I went to my best friends’ wedding. It was supposed to be down in Punta Cana where I was prepared to vacation on the island, get some color and probably drink for 4 days straight while eating nothing but hamburgers and chicken fingers. Instead they moved it to Long Island, which doesn’t have theContinue reading “Wedding Season”

Men and Women: A Different Species

This is a tale as old as time. The quintessential discussion of how men and women are so different. There are your obvious pink and blue stereotypes and of course there are people who won’t fall into any of the categories that I want to focus on. It’s 2019 so maybe this will ruffle feathersContinue reading “Men and Women: A Different Species”