Twas the Night Before Christmas – By Your Cousin Vinny

As I write this blog the clock reads two, my heart races fast, is it Santa? Is it true? No, don’t be foolish, St. Nick came and gone, that’s just the tequila you were shooting at nine. My phone lights up blue, and I read the Fox news report: Santa seen flying over the park.Continue reading “Twas the Night Before Christmas – By Your Cousin Vinny”

Europe: What They’re Doing Better

So, to start, I’ve never really been out of the country as an adult. I went to Mexico twice when I was a kid and most of what I remember is driving around in a manual Jeep with my parents and eating rotisserie chicken from the supermarket because I wouldn’t eat Mexican food. I’ve alsoContinue reading “Europe: What They’re Doing Better”

People of the Streets

So, recently I visited the city of San Francisco, old Saint Frankie, if you will. It was only an hour flight from Vegas so I figured why not. I landed on a Friday night and I was basically planning on just exploring the city. Well let me tell you about the homeless people in SanContinue reading “People of the Streets”

There’s No Place Like Home, There’s No Place Like Home

So, two weeks ago, I went on vacation to this place called Punta Cana. Punta Cana is an interesting place. Well, actually, I never saw Punta Cana. I stayed at the fuckin’ Hard Rock; which is essentially America plopped right in the middle of this place suffering from poverty. But getting past that, this wasContinue reading “There’s No Place Like Home, There’s No Place Like Home”