Smile, Cause Shit Happens

I would love to start this off with saying that I’m usually a patient man and that I wouldn’t normally be upset by something so trivial, but that would make me a liar. A very impatient liar. I pride myself on the fact that I have patience for 40-50 hours per week; whatever the workContinue reading “Smile, Cause Shit Happens”

Do me a Favor, Don’t do me any Favors

There are certain things we do for other people that make it seem like we are trying to help, look like we are doing the right thing, or even trying to make things not as bad for ourselves. Some of these I’m going to discuss are often more selfish than selfless; make it worse ratherContinue reading “Do me a Favor, Don’t do me any Favors”

There’s a Storm Comin’ Harry

The world is changing folks. In the words of Ferris, “life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop to look around once in a while, you could miss it.” As millennials take over the world and generation X and whoever comes after them starts taking over, the world will continue to get better or worseContinue reading “There’s a Storm Comin’ Harry”

Hiatus, but we’re back BABY

So, I’ve taken a long break from writing this blog now to work on another project, which for better or for worse was not quite as fulfilling as writing these blogs. You live and you learn. Sometimes the apple isn’t always greener on the other side. For the past three years I’ve been on somewhatContinue reading “Hiatus, but we’re back BABY”

The Idiot at the Pet store

I went to the pet store yesterday to buy some toys for my dog, who doesn’t play with any toys. I know that makes no sense. I feel like if I buy her enough toys, eventually, she’ll play with one or like me or whatever. That’s a moot point. Some of the weirdest fuckers IContinue reading “The Idiot at the Pet store”

Fast Food Workers: Love ’em or Hate ’em

,In the past few years there has been a lot of controversy about how much money fast food workers should make. I feel like people have some very strong opinions about how much money these guys make. “The guy shouldn’t make $15 an hour flipping burgers,” or “we’re paying them that anyway in food stampsContinue reading “Fast Food Workers: Love ’em or Hate ’em”

Hurricane Who?

These storms have been crazy, am I right?!? Hurricane Harvey, Hurricane Irma, and now we have some Hurricane Jose. Tell me right now, who is picking these names. Hurricane Jose sounds like the only normal named Hurricane I’ve heard. This system of alphabetically naming hurricanes is outrageous. They’re even giving tropical storms names now. Let’sContinue reading “Hurricane Who?”