Don’t Ever Let Your Daughter Get a VW Bug

Finally, getting a second to rest today after a long 40 hour trip from Nevada to North Carolina, I decided to do a little recap of the trip and the aftermath. We left Wednesday at 1 PM, in the Volkswagen Beetle. When I got to the car, I saw that we had no feet roomContinue reading “Don’t Ever Let Your Daughter Get a VW Bug”

Hiatus, but we’re back BABY

So, I’ve taken a long break from writing this blog now to work on another project, which for better or for worse was not quite as fulfilling as writing these blogs. You live and you learn. Sometimes the apple isn’t always greener on the other side. For the past three years I’ve been on somewhatContinue reading “Hiatus, but we’re back BABY”

This Crazy Little Thing We Call Life

The other day I got a bill in the mail from the organization I get my certifications from for work. I wasn’t expecting to get a bill because I was told to pay $286. I had already paid this sum. They charged me another $225. They made me pay $511 just to get a pieceContinue reading “This Crazy Little Thing We Call Life”

Sports with Friends: Welcome to Fall

Written by: Iceberg Welcome to fall. The NFL is back and the great fucking pumpkin season of pumpkin beer, pumpkin picking and pumpkin spice lattes is upon us. But I am hear to talk about September’s forgotten soldier, formally known as the boys of summer. Yep, if you haven’t already guessed from my half madeContinue reading “Sports with Friends: Welcome to Fall”

Where Everybody Knows Your Name

What is the number one thing you look for in a good bar? Not a nice place or anything, but just your regular bar where you can drink heavily and not get judged, or go for that nightcap before you head home. What does that place need? For me, the TV sitcom, Cheers, really nailedContinue reading “Where Everybody Knows Your Name”

Sports with Friends: Week 1

Here is week 1 of our new segment, Sports with Friends. Our first guest’s rant written by Dylan Rabidoux: Football changes people. Mostly for the better, unless you’re one of those anti-football people. In which case, I don’t understand you. It saves millions of people from depression as summer comes to an end. It givesContinue reading “Sports with Friends: Week 1”

Sports with Friends

I don’t know a ton about sports. I know Lebron is the best basketball player. I know the Tom Brady is the GOAT. And I know everybody hates the Yankees, but I love them. I also know that everyone loves sports. From the most annoying fans to the people who just come for the dip,Continue reading “Sports with Friends”

The Idiot at the Pet store

I went to the pet store yesterday to buy some toys for my dog, who doesn’t play with any toys. I know that makes no sense. I feel like if I buy her enough toys, eventually, she’ll play with one or like me or whatever. That’s a moot point. Some of the weirdest fuckers IContinue reading “The Idiot at the Pet store”

Fast Food Workers: Love ’em or Hate ’em

,In the past few years there has been a lot of controversy about how much money fast food workers should make. I feel like people have some very strong opinions about how much money these guys make. “The guy shouldn’t make $15 an hour flipping burgers,” or “we’re paying them that anyway in food stampsContinue reading “Fast Food Workers: Love ’em or Hate ’em”

Hurricane Who?

These storms have been crazy, am I right?!? Hurricane Harvey, Hurricane Irma, and now we have some Hurricane Jose. Tell me right now, who is picking these names. Hurricane Jose sounds like the only normal named Hurricane I’ve heard. This system of alphabetically naming hurricanes is outrageous. They’re even giving tropical storms names now. Let’sContinue reading “Hurricane Who?”