Politicians on Twitter are Pretty Great

Twitter is easily the best of all of the apps, save maybe Reddit. You can get anything you need. You got your news, you got your humor you got stupid people (me included, featured to the right), you got smart people, and of course, you have politics now. The best thing about politicians, is thatContinue reading “Politicians on Twitter are Pretty Great”

But Who’s Really the Entitled One

So, I’m part of the people who were born in the early nineties, and I don’t really know if I’m a millennial or a 90’s kid. Neither group really wants me. I’m not cool enough to be a 90’s kid because really my memories don’t start until 1998 when my brother was born. I’m alsoContinue reading “But Who’s Really the Entitled One”

New Year’s Eve

Some may call this night, amateur night. People aren’t enamored with New Year’s Eve as they used to be it seems. But me, on the other hand, I love this holiday. A good New Year’s Eve party?!? What’s better than that? Some king crab, champagne, tequila of course, there’s really nothing better. You get toContinue reading “New Year’s Eve”

The Christmas Party

My family is at the stage of life where it no longer feels like Christmas. It’s that short period of time where the kids are old enough to make children, but they just haven’t done the deed yet. I got a Christmas tree sitting right in front of me and we’re in the final countdown,Continue reading “The Christmas Party”

Here’s a Cookie!!

I’m not going to sit here and tell you I’m living my best life. If I was living best life I wouldn’t be writing a mediocre blog, sitting next to my medically expensive dog, wishing I was anywhere else but here. Like Costa Rica or something. I won’t say I hate my job, mainly becauseContinue reading “Here’s a Cookie!!”

Smile, Cause Shit Happens

I would love to start this off with saying that I’m usually a patient man and that I wouldn’t normally be upset by something so trivial, but that would make me a liar. A very impatient liar. I pride myself on the fact that I have patience for 40-50 hours per week; whatever the workContinue reading “Smile, Cause Shit Happens”

I’m Getting Married Today

Four hundred and fifty one days ago, I asked my Marisa to marry me. Now, today I’m finally tying the knot. Weddings man, they get to me. Rumors were that I cried at the last one I was at, so for this one I’m refusing to walk down the aisle, if you’re wondering why I’mContinue reading “I’m Getting Married Today”

Dog Park People

Owning a dog is quite possibly the best part of my existence, barring my future wife I guess. She doesn’t let me sleep with my dog anymore, so I’m not sure who’s first or second in the rankings anymore. We’re not going to get into the intricacies of this love triangle though. Everything about havingContinue reading “Dog Park People”

There’s a Storm Comin’ Harry

The world is changing folks. In the words of Ferris, “life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop to look around once in a while, you could miss it.” As millennials take over the world and generation X and whoever comes after them starts taking over, the world will continue to get better or worseContinue reading “There’s a Storm Comin’ Harry”

The Gym Attire

I don’t know if people will agree with this, but over the past 15-20 years our generation has shown that we are the obsessive generation. I don’t think it’s like any other generation. I could be wrong though. I didn’t live through the 70’s and 80’s. I’m just some shmuck who’s barely a nineties kidContinue reading “The Gym Attire”