Dyaltov Pass Incident…Your Cousin Vinny’s Theory.

Recently, on Mailtime, which is a podcast that was just restarted by KFC at Barstool, they talked about a conspiracy theory known as the Dyaltov Pass incident. To those of you who have never heard of this, listen to Mailtime because it’s a great podcast (episode 2, timestamp: 34:20). In 1959, nine hikers in Russia,Continue reading “Dyaltov Pass Incident…Your Cousin Vinny’s Theory.”

Are we no Longer Allowed to Leave Any Living Beings in a Car.

So, this guy, Chris Lee Dowdy, was arrested at the Home Depot near me yesterday. And before you get any ideas, no, he’s not a rapist. I know, you see a white guy in a mug shot, your mind goes right to something really fucked up, like child killer or rooster fucker. Not this guy,Continue reading “Are we no Longer Allowed to Leave Any Living Beings in a Car.”

Politicians on Twitter are Pretty Great

Twitter is easily the best of all of the apps, save maybe Reddit. You can get anything you need. You got your news, you got your humor you got stupid people (me included, featured to the right), you got smart people, and of course, you have politics now. The best thing about politicians, is thatContinue reading “Politicians on Twitter are Pretty Great”

Don’t Do Me Like That

So, the story I’m going to tell you is probably entirely too sad for this website, but hey, I have to deal with this shit every day, so you people can suffer for thirty seconds if you bother reading it. It’s not SAD sad. It’s not like when you watch a basketball player destroy theirContinue reading “Don’t Do Me Like That”

Make Your Bed Every Morning

So, have you ever been given the advice, to make your bed every morning. I think there is a whole book about it. I believe people say that it starts the day off with a small accomplishment that sort of snowballs into more accomplishments throughout the day. They even go as far as saying thatContinue reading “Make Your Bed Every Morning”

But Who’s Really the Entitled One

So, I’m part of the people who were born in the early nineties, and I don’t really know if I’m a millennial or a 90’s kid. Neither group really wants me. I’m not cool enough to be a 90’s kid because really my memories don’t start until 1998 when my brother was born. I’m alsoContinue reading “But Who’s Really the Entitled One”

New Year’s Eve

Some may call this night, amateur night. People aren’t enamored with New Year’s Eve as they used to be it seems. But me, on the other hand, I love this holiday. A good New Year’s Eve party?!? What’s better than that? Some king crab, champagne, tequila of course, there’s really nothing better. You get toContinue reading “New Year’s Eve”

Twas the Night Before Christmas – By Your Cousin Vinny

As I write this blog the clock reads two, my heart races fast, is it Santa? Is it true? No, don’t be foolish, St. Nick came and gone, that’s just the tequila you were shooting at nine. My phone lights up blue, and I read the Fox news report: Santa seen flying over the park.Continue reading “Twas the Night Before Christmas – By Your Cousin Vinny”

Impeachment, Space Force, and Boat Crashes

So, there was a cruise ship crash this weekend. There’s a video of it going around twitter currently, and that is crazy to me. I don’t know if it’s just because it’s the holidays, but there’s a lot of crazy shit going on. First off, how do boats crash? This has to mean that twoContinue reading “Impeachment, Space Force, and Boat Crashes”