Kaitlin Bennett: The Girl With The Gun

So, guns right. Fun topic to talk about. Almost as fun as talking about abortion or Jesus Christ. Guns have all the buzz nowadays. Either you love them or you hate them. If you like guns, you also have to love dead kids. If you hate guns, you’re a liberal snowflake that has never putContinue reading “Kaitlin Bennett: The Girl With The Gun”

Bachelor’s are for the Boys

So, it’s Monday night again and we have 4 girls remaining. Well, possibly five, if it’s really true that Peter is fucking the producer. Julie, all along. We have Madison, Victoria F., Hannah, A., and Kelsey. We got all ages from 23-28. We got people with real jobs and well, people with things they doContinue reading “Bachelor’s are for the Boys”

Florida Man Wrangles Cows On Highway 75

You always hear the jokes about Florida. Google Florida and your birthday or Florida is the armpit of America and rightfully so, but there are plenty of normal people down in Florida. My parents for instance. They live in Florida and they drove up to visit us this weekend. Unfortunately, on my parents ride up,Continue reading “Florida Man Wrangles Cows On Highway 75”

If You Don’t Like Me…You’ll Love This

I’m a real self-deprecating prick. An Asshole. A shmuck. I’ve been trying to come up with a blog that would be really funny. The problem is…I’m not that funny. But plenty of people on the internet are. Plenty of people probably think, “why is this bald fuck still going with this shit?” The reason is,Continue reading “If You Don’t Like Me…You’ll Love This”

Here’s An Idea For All-star Games

Aren’t we all sick of all-star games? The pro bowl is boring. The home run derby is ridiculous. How can the dunk contest get any better? It has hit it’s ceiling. Hockey probably does something but who the fuck knows what they do. Here’s my idea. We get rid of all of the all-star gamesContinue reading “Here’s An Idea For All-star Games”

The Guy Punching the Plane Seat Who Eerily Looks Like Me

If you haven’t seen this video yet, I promise it’s not me. Although, the resemblance is absolutely striking and it probably does look like something I do. But I’m not the kind of person who will be actively aggressive. I would say I’m more passive aggressive. But anyway, here is the video. Look, I’m 5’5.Continue reading “The Guy Punching the Plane Seat Who Eerily Looks Like Me”

Major League Baseball: Cheating is Okay, Gambling is Not

This is a direct quote from Major League Baseball. Right out of the commissioner’s stupid mouth. Look, I’m of the camp that you do whatever you do to win the game. If there is any possible competitive advantage my team can have, I want them to have it. Cheating is only bad if you getContinue reading “Major League Baseball: Cheating is Okay, Gambling is Not”

Valentine’s Day

So, this year is my first Valentine’s Day as a married man, and I invited my parents to stay with us for the weekend. I know, sounds like a real dumb shit move. But it was just a coincidence really, and we likely would have ate sushi and ice cream on the couch anyway. PeopleContinue reading “Valentine’s Day”

Rebecca Black is BACK

And she didn’t even come back on a Friday. Poor marketing for someone who marketed one of the greatest songs of the 10’s. Friday was almost at the Call Me Maybe type of hype. Today, she rejoined Twitter, and I really hope that means she’s about to make a come back. Do you remember thisContinue reading “Rebecca Black is BACK”

Monday Night Bachelor ft. Tequila

I just poured myself a shot of tequila as I’m sitting here waiting for The Bachelor to start and my wife questions me, “you’re just going to drink warm tequila?” I remind her that it’s not “warm” tequila, it’s called, “neat” tequila, which is a BIG difference. One makes me sound like a raging alcoholicContinue reading “Monday Night Bachelor ft. Tequila”