Sausage Bread – An Appetizer You Won’t Be Able To Live Without

              As long as I can remember, every holiday my dad would send me to the pizzeria to pick up four pizza doughs. Whether we were staying home or going to someone else’s house he was making sausage bread. People would count on it. This recipe makes some of the best bread for any holiday,Continue reading “Sausage Bread – An Appetizer You Won’t Be Able To Live Without”

Something a Little Different

I haven’t known what to write about in weeks. So, I made Bae video me making sauce. Is the video good? No. But the sauce… The sauce is out of this world. I grew up in an a Italian household that had pasta every Sunday. My wife grew up in an Italian house that hadContinue reading “Something a Little Different”

Quarantine, Acne, and My Undying Hatred for the Red Sox

I thought quarantine wouldn’t be too bad for me because I’m still working, but I gravely misjudged my need to go out. I don’t merely mean social interaction because, personally, I could do without the interaction part. I have no desire to interact. I do need to observe. The last time I talked to aContinue reading “Quarantine, Acne, and My Undying Hatred for the Red Sox”

Shame Shame I Know Your Name

What a time to be alive, am I right? I’m sun burnt, dehydrated, have worse allergies than I’ve ever had in my life, and I’ve had writer’s block for a month, but hey, at least I don’t have the Corona. All it takes for me to get back into writing is to be around stupidity.Continue reading “Shame Shame I Know Your Name”

Corona Virus and Feet Pics

Corona has been going off with some pretty great branding. Corona Beer: You’ll think you’ve died and went to heaven. Corona Virus: You’ll die and we’ll see about the heaven thing. Despite people dropping that stat that 38% of Americans say they won’t drink Corona now, they are lying. Corona reported sales are actually upContinue reading “Corona Virus and Feet Pics”

Alright, Desert Island, You Can Only Watch One TV Show Ever Again, Go.

So, my friend said today that if she could only watch one TV show ever again she would choose Impractical Jokers. While I don’t necessarily agree with this choice, I think this posed an absolutely great question. TV shows are the new movies. You got cable TV shows, Netflix, Hulu, Amazon Prime, Disney Plus, AppleContinue reading “Alright, Desert Island, You Can Only Watch One TV Show Ever Again, Go.”

Kaitlin Bennett: The Girl With The Gun

So, guns right. Fun topic to talk about. Almost as fun as talking about abortion or Jesus Christ. Guns have all the buzz nowadays. Either you love them or you hate them. If you like guns, you also have to love dead kids. If you hate guns, you’re a liberal snowflake that has never putContinue reading “Kaitlin Bennett: The Girl With The Gun”

Bachelor’s are for the Boys

So, it’s Monday night again and we have 4 girls remaining. Well, possibly five, if it’s really true that Peter is fucking the producer. Julie, all along. We have Madison, Victoria F., Hannah, A., and Kelsey. We got all ages from 23-28. We got people with real jobs and well, people with things they doContinue reading “Bachelor’s are for the Boys”

Florida Man Wrangles Cows On Highway 75

You always hear the jokes about Florida. Google Florida and your birthday or Florida is the armpit of America and rightfully so, but there are plenty of normal people down in Florida. My parents for instance. They live in Florida and they drove up to visit us this weekend. Unfortunately, on my parents ride up,Continue reading “Florida Man Wrangles Cows On Highway 75”