Corona Virus and Feet Pics

Corona has been going off with some pretty great branding. Corona Beer: You’ll think you’ve died and went to heaven. Corona Virus: You’ll die and we’ll see about the heaven thing. Despite people dropping that stat that 38% of Americans say they won’t drink Corona now, they are lying. Corona reported sales are actually up 5%.

The Beer and The Virus

I think people in America have been a little over concerned about getting the Corona Virus. I understand there is an epidemic in Asia. But there is not an epidemic here. 70 people have it. I have more people with the flu where I work then people got the Corona Virus country wide. It is likely, that I found patient zero in the United states.

We’re telling people to wash their hands, often. Imagine having to tell a grown-ass human to wash their hands. It’s not women we have to worry about. Well, at least I don’t think it is. I don’t spend much time in the women’s bathroom. I would say a solid 25% of men don’t wash their hands after taking a piss. I get it. You’re not taking a shit. All you did was touch your dick. But there is a 100% chance that you haven’t washed your hands at any other point during the day. If you’re by a sink, just take this as an opportunity to wash your hands. Because we all know you’re not just going to the bathroom to wash your hands for the sake of the virus.

There is one caveat. After 4 shots of tequila or 6 beers, I’m pretty sure there is enough alcohol in your system for you to not have to worry about washing your hands. Any piss that sprays back at you at that point is so concentrated with alcohol that it actually helps clean your hands. This is self-studied of course.

The problem is people are disgusting. We’ll never be able to completely eradicate these epidemics. Humans can’t help themselves. People are blaming bat soup as the cause of the disease, because this video went viral.

Think about the disgusting shit we eat. I’m not a vegan or a vegetarian, but do you know how disgusting chickens are? Have you ever been around chickens?

These are the chickens we are eating. There is a 100% chance that they are eating each other’s shit. I’m assuming they don’t have bat farms in China but I’m not going to do the research on that. Sure, bats are flying rodents. People in America eat, rabbit and squirrel. It is happening. Look it up. I don’t think it’s what we are eating. But maybe it starts with this guy.

Just, getting past the fact that this is the most un-italian way to do anything, this is disgusting. Scissors, are not an item that should be used in the kitchen and I stand by that. There is no way to get them completely clean. It is impossible. But it is probably more likely that the first US case of Corona Virus was this guy.

This guy is licking some old toes that probably haven’t been washed in seven days, just so he can get his rocks off. Dude, just buy feet pics like the rest of the world. It’s a booming industry that every girl (and guy) you know is making more money in a week than you make in a month.

It can’t be hard to find someone who would let you play with their toes. It really can’t. Lee County has a population of over 600,000 people. There has to be someone who is awake and not 80 years old that wants you to suck their toes man. We don’t fetish shame on this blog. You want to suck some toes? Go for it. Just choose the toes wisely man. I’ve seen some old ass toes. They are not suckable toes. I think with each ten years of age, toes become more and more disgusting. Ya gotta take care of your feet people. I’ve seen nurse cutting nails get hit with toe nail shrapnel and need stitches.

I think the message here is that you should be washing your hands more times a day than you use the bathroom and go get a pedicure. Because when you grow old and you’re lying in a nursing home in a diaper, at least when your nursing assistant suck your toes for his pleasure, you won’t be ashamed.

Published by Your Cousin Vinny

I'm just a guy, who really is trying to figure out what the move is.

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