I’m a huge Yankee fan. I’m not a baseball expert by any means but I watch a lot of Yankees baseball. There’s nothing like sitting down watching 2 innings of summer baseball and then waking up and catching the bombers come alive in 7, 8, and 9.
But the Mets, for years, have been struggling. They had a good year or two in the past 20, but this year coming was supposed to be the big change. The Mets had a deal to be sold from the shittiest owners known to baseball.
Steve Cohen was supposed to buy the Mets but according to recent information it looks like that ship has sailed. Supposedly, there was some type of opening day gala where Cohen would announce his majority ownership but, “the invites will not be coming.”
Imagine counting your chickens right as they are hatching and then someone just stomps all over the baby chickens poking their bright and happy faces out of the eggs. The baby chicks are the Mets fans. I feel so bad for the Mets fans, that I’d fuck another rooster if I had to, to help recreate these chickens. The rug just pulled out from underneath them.
I know the Yankees haven’t won a World Series in ten years but I’d rather have blue balls for ten years than a flaccid old man dick, that never feels alive.
There’s still a chance this guy can come through and buy the team, but it’s never good when a bomb drops like this. I have very little faith that the Mets will be able to solve this problem. That would just be very out of character for them.