Kanye West Church

I love Kanye. I really do. Anything he says or does is cool. That is not debatable, it’s just a fact. He could wear Crocs and people would think they were the shit and start buying them. His music is awesome. When he got up on stage that time with Taylor Swift, of course it was dick move, but not many people are getting away with that as unscathed as he did.

But now I hear Kanye is selling out a Church event in fucking Miami, the weekend of the Superbowl. He’s only charging $40 a ticket but right now on live nation, they are going for $400 a pop.

First off, I’m not paying for church, and I’m certainly not paying $40, let alone the $400. When I used to go to church, I would put 1 dollar in the basket, and it was a dollar my mom gave me to put in. I used to debate on just pocketing the dollar when I was a kid. Back then is when I thought the church might be doing some GOOD with the money. If I knew what I know now, I would’ve had a MUCH bigger baseball card collection.

Second off, are people not seeing through this event? It’s on Superbowl Sunday. It’s in Miami. Where they are holding the Superbowl. They are setting you up people. I have to assume that there is some connection between Kanye and the higher-ups at the church. He’s trying to get some of that religious money. Which if you don’t know the Vatican’s wealth is supposedly only 15 billion. I know that seems like a lot, but I know that it’s more than that. Kanye has an in with the Cardinals, I’m telling you.

I mean, again, I like Kanye, and I like his music, but what the fuck is going on. This seems like the kind of thing where he did something really really wrong and now he’s trying to quickly repent for it. Maybe he accidentally pushed someone into a koi pond one time, so now he is trying to be Godly and shit. I don’t buy it. I bought 3 of his albums however many years ago, but this sir, this, I am not buying.

Published by Your Cousin Vinny

I'm just a guy, who really is trying to figure out what the move is.

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